Nazi i-50 zamaKhristu aMnandi aThathayo

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Zama Isixhobo Sethu Sokuphelisa Iingxaki

Ibhayibhile ichola imigca.TAbahlobo abakhohlakeleyo kwiqela lakho elincinci banokungxama kwi-punny-ness yakho, i-millennials iyakwazi ukuhleka nzima kwaye yabelane nabanye abambalwa. Akufuneki ukuba ilizwi likaThixo kufuneka libe sisiseko sethu. Emva kokuntywiliselwa kwiZibhalo, lixesha lokuhleka nokudlala.

Nazi ama-50 awona maKristu aphezulu athabatha imigca

  1. Ngaba igama lakho libabalo? Ngenxa yokuba uyamangalisa!
  2. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba olunye lweembambo zam lolwakho. ‍♂️
  3. Ndiza kubulala iiGoliyati ezimbini.
  4. Kushushu apha okanye ngumoya oyingcwele uvutha ngaphakathi kuwe?
  5. Ke phezolo bendifunda incwadi yeNumeri, kwaye ndiye ndaqonda… andinayo eyakho! 🤳
  6. Awunasiphako kangangokuba bendiya kukubingelela.
  7. Ubeka i ‘stud’ kwisifundo seBhayibhile.
  8. IBible-Gateway yenzeka ibe liphepha lam lasekhaya.
  9. Ungathanda njani ukujoyina injongo yam yoBomi obuqhutywa?
  10. Kukangaphi ndihambahamba ujikeleze ukwenza iwe kum?
  11. Iingoma ezipheleleyo ➡️ Iingoma ezipheleleyo
  12. Ngaba ungomnye weentombi zikaYobhi? Cuase umhle ngokuphindwe kabini kunayo nayiphi na enye intombazana endakha ndayibona. ‍♀️
  13. Andinguye uJoseph… mhlawumbi ungandinceda nditolike amaphupha endikhe ndaba nawo ngawe? 🤷‍♂️
  14. Ubunam, bendikuthandazela namhlanje.
  15. Ndihlala ndingasiprofetanga kakhulu, kodwa ndiyabona sikunye.
  16. Ngaba igama lakho ukholo? Ngenxa yokuba ususststance yezinto endinethemba lazo.
  17. Undenza ndifune ukuba ngumKristu ongcono.
  18. Ndiziva ngathi uThixo undixelela ukuba kufuneka uye kumhla kunye nam.
  19. Abazali bam basekhaya, ndifuna ukuza? 🤓
  20. Hee, ndingu Will. Ukuthanda kukaThixo kuwe. (Oku kuyanceda ukuba elona gama lakho nguWill).
  21. Sithetha kakhulu malunga nokukhokelwa ngumoya. Ewe,…. umoya undikhokele ngqo kuwe. ‍♂️
  22. Bendizakufunda imizekeliso 31, ndiye ndaqonda ukuba ndingakufunda endaweni yakho. 🤔
  23. Hee ntombazana, ndisendleleni eya eDamasko? Yenza ubuhle bakho buyimfama!
  24. Ungandibiza ngokuba nguPharoah. Cause soze ndikuyeke uhambe.
  25. Ndiyayithanda intombazana yam ndiyathanda amaxwebhu am amagama eMicrosoft. ‘SISINDISIWE’ !!! ✝️

26. Ukuba besikunye noNowa… ke wena, mna… isibini!

27. Makhe ndikuthengise kukuzonwabisa kuba kusisono ukujonga okuhle njengawe.

28. Ngaba uyafuna ukuthandaza? Ngenxa yokuba ngokuqinisekileyo ndikulungele ukubeka izandla kuwe. (Ewe, lumka, le nto ingakubamba.)

29. Jonga, uphantse waba ngama-22. Uninzi lwamaKristu luneminyaka emithathu umtshato okwangoku… ndihlalele nje mna.

30. Abazali bam basekhaya, ndifuna ukuza?

Jonga ngakumbi imigca yokuthabatha yamakristu kwiphepha elilandelayo….